destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

shotas:

kisumi really likes to mess with haru, especially when it comes to makoto

fun fact: haru was way on the other side of campus before he felt his “KISUMI IS NEAR/TOUCHING MAKOTO” senses tingling

thatstheriddle:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine you and your favorite character trying to sleep on a hot summer night, but you keep complaining about the heat and don’t let them sleep. Suddenly they move on top of you, press you on the bed and say “if you don’t stop going on about how hot it is, I’m going to give you a reason to feel hot”.

image

jenocidershou:

"everyone know what thEYRE gonna be doing after the weddings over hahah"
false. they are an ace couple. they’re having an epic nerf gun battle.

and even if they’re not c’mon lets be fucking HONEST! Dunno bout you guys, but where I come from a marriage is always connected to a big fucking party that doesn’t end until like… 5am??? Everyone is drunk and the music is loud and you eat A SHIT LOAD OF TASTY STUFF and you danced like about 4 hours and who, actually WHO THE FUCK still has enough energy to have sex with their partner?? The married coupled stays until the very last probaly totally drunk person went home. Like, it’s hard enough not to fall asleep in all your weddings clothes on the couch when you managed to get home somehow but everyone is like “yeah the night of our marriage is going to be so passionate and romantic” how do you manage that, do you leave your own wedding at 1am??

kardashy:

its impossible to watch this and be sad

aidn:

i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

p-alindrome:

hasuahasuahasua:

mrniggelsworth:

sizvideos:

Watch it in video

what the actual fuck

The entirety of my dream house

this looks a lot like the pool in high school musical 2

lunastorm-system:

Haha!!!mehks
-Jefy

lunastorm-system:

Haha!!!
mehks
-Jefy